> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Buildings Constructed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	515
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Magic Items Found:	5312
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).