> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mines Excavated:	2719	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Animals Bred:	142
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Animals Bred:	47	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Crops Grown:	2556	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4874	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Items Found:	3471	Divine Spears Created:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2608	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Star Shards Collected:	150	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crops Grown:	4683
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!