Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Void Armor Forged: 24
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Villages Defended: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 30
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4734 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Chimeras Created: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 New Chunks Explored: 258425
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5349 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Farms Harvested: 455 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Potions Brewed: 76 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 29
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Love Letters Sent: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Alien Abductions: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4922 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Villages Defended: 11
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Magic Items Found: 4318 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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