> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Potions Brewed:	110	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Dragon Eggs Found:	887
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Potions Brewed:	91	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
New Chunks Explored:	731189	Divine Spears Created:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Emeralds Found:	7088
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1274	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magic Items Found:	8850
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Items Found:	4647
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ores Mined:	4138	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mines Excavated:	2823	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.