> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	7779
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	288
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	222
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2789
Crops Grown:	6659	Farms Harvested:	248

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchantments Applied:	117
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ores Mined:	3308	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Alien Abductions:	3
Emeralds Found:	9120	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4440	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33
Potions Brewed:	86	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.