> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Alien Abductions:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	121771
Towns Built:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4392	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Animals Bred:	189	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	135	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Emeralds Found:	6423
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magic Items Found:	8142	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2467	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Farms Harvested:	920	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.