> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	149	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4275
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Villages Defended:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Potions Brewed:	162	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ores Mined:	9522
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	8005	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Buildings Constructed:	39	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Chimeras Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Animals Bred:	139	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7610	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	66	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.