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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 8376 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 3601 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3901 |
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