F*ck This Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by creepers and skeletons on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate rage-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t be screaming “Fuck this fucking goddamn level” here!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Items Found:	3140	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mines Excavated:	3606	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	5500

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HibiscusMC

Survival

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	41

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	101	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NEW 1.19 MAP! Arcadia is a 1.19 Semi-Vanilla, Semi-Anarchy server! (NO HACKING) | PVP & RAIDING | NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION |Arcadia is a well-known Semi-Vanilla, Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server that has existed for six years when we went under a different name and still exists to this day. Our server is designed to give a unique survival experience with as close to a barebones survival experience as possible. We offer all our players access to tpa and set homes to make the vanilla experience a bit easier so you dont have to travel far distances. We have some other QoL plugins as well. We offer no land claiming and no grief prevention except at spawn. So remember to keep your base hidden and far away!IPs/Discord: Server address: play.mcarcadia.com Discord: https://discord.gg/arcadiaServer Details: – World border is at 150k – Running on 1.19 – NA East Server

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.