F*ck This Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by creepers and skeletons on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate rage-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t be screaming “Fuck this fucking goddamn level” here!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

cubez-craft

It is a fairly new server with good plugins and a good voting system. pvm_hc is the owner. there is nice staff and donators are wanted. Pvm_hc is very nice and will even give out ranks to the best faction.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JschierCraft

This server is hardcore PvP and raiding. Plus vote for cash

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	2656

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Smile’s Network

One of quite old servers that’s been with Minecraft. We are running the server since 2009.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EnixGaming | Classic Towny | mcMMO

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Join the old and growing Enix Network. At the moment, our server has two different gamemodes. Classic Towny & Minigames. We are still expanding and opening more servers very soon!

We are aiming to bring you the highest quality and most fun gameplay in the world!

Connect with your friends or make new ones, and take your place in our awesome community!

We hope to see you online!

IP: play.enixgaming.com Website: https://enixgaming.com

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RevCorpMC

Factions, Parkour, PvP

RevCorpMc RevCorpMc is a newly renovated server with experienced staff! We are a Factions based server with pvp, tnt, raiding and greifing enabled! Our server is small and growing fast! With a fresh new map come claim your land before anyone else! We kept one thing in mind when we created our server, keep it simple yet exciting! We have brought on just enough plugins to keep the game feeling unrestircted and fun with that faction/Raiding mindset. We have a well designed economy system to help you make money and buy materials to build and protect your hard earned diamonds! In the spirit of pvp we’ve added a few plugins that allow for fair play and rewards! We’ve added a few xray protection and cheat prevention plugins to ensure everyone plays fair. Check out the VIP packages at http://revcorp.enjin.com/donate

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HostMaster’s Minecraft

Friendly Minecraft server with portals to various build locations. Hosted in Tustin, California.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Miner Apocalypse

Survival

• Tight knit, friendly community – Here at Miner Apocalypse we have an incredibly close community. Alliances crumble overnight and new enemies are made daily, as the server constantly produces new factions and new cities. You will come to learn how far a reputation can get you.

• Apocalyptic atmosphere – We have a local chat plugin that only allows players to communicate clearly within 100 blocks, beyond which the message becomes distorted and nameplates aren’t visible at long distances. To communicate over long distances, survivors must use radio towers. There are no edges to the world of Miner Apocalypse, and our custom world wrap plugin allows you to walk off one side of the map and onto the other.

• Dedicated Staff – We have a team of 19 incredibly dedicated staff members who ensure everyone plays fairly and has a good time. They only get involved when it’s necessary.

• Close to vanilla – So close you can almost taste it. Our plugins are minimalistic and tucked away out of view. We believe that you shouldn’t have to learn commands to play on our server.

• Griefing, raiding, and PvP are allowed – Anywhere on the map, that means there are no protected zones and of course, nowhere is safe. Arm yourself! There is little room for pushovers on Miner Apocalypse. Defend your possessions!

• Paid for by donations – Meaning that it is absolutely free, forever. Donating can earn you little perks such as unique in game flair and a reserved slot if you donate a certain amount. But we promise you don’t have to donate to have fun on the server.

• Run by the community, for the community – Have a good idea for the server? Post on the subreddit and gather support for your idea. The server is made for the community, so they make the decisions.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Cops and Robbers

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to EverythingSurvival Factions, Creative, & More! From Custom Enchants to Custom Mobs, Raiding & KOTH… There’s endless ways to compete and have fun in the massive raids and competition. Feature additions include: – Custom Enchants – Custom Mobs – Custom Biomes – McMMO – KOTH – Player Bounties – Faction vs Faction Wars – Too many features to fully list, jump in and check out more features yourself! We also have: – Creative, Plots, and Cops & Robbers

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	237	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pony Paradise

We Are Looking For People Who Know How To Manage Plugins / Perms / Buycraft.

Welcome to our server, Pony Paradise! IP: 37.59.192.195:25565 This here is a list of our rules, and how we run our server, everypony is expected to read this list. http://www.elements-of-harmony.enjin.com/

Rules: Everypony should respect one another, this is the most important rule of all! Do not cheat, steal or cause grief on anypony. If there are complaints we will try to sort it out. We have Anti-Xray, don’t even think about it. No building 1×1 towers or holes. No destroying anything in spawn, cities or anywhere else a pony has claimed as their own. Lastly, have fun!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

WoutWoot’s MC server

A nice bukkit server with everything you want! Nice staff, a lot of worlds, factions, creative, survival, minigames, plotworld, and later, even a RPG world! We have an economy to. Check out our website!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VictusMC

Hey hello were a new born faction raiding and griefing server and we need alot of players so thats why we need you guys to join us. Join Now!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dascompany

“This is the best server known to man!” -Shadow_claw122

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GTB Minecraft

GTB Minecraft is a RPG PVP server designed to give you the most interesting experience possible. We use a blended semi-modern theme to achieve the best RolePlay elements available. Players wil experience city life at its best, living next to others and engaging in real trade. No more right clicking on signs to buy items, you can walk down the block to your nearest corner store and purchase items from a real player. Best of all, aside from the roleplay, everything tends to just make sense. Our patented token system enables you to rank up without donating or sucking up to an admin, protect your own land, and even set your own warps. In general, GTB Minecraft is an amazing experience both inside the roleplay and out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us today!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GodzGaming

– 3072MB of RAM – 60 Slots – 70+ plugins

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Riotcraft

RiotCraft is a popular minecraft server, founded in march 2012, welcomes people of all ages. We have a thriving friendly community of players as well as a hard working set of staff that ensure help is given when needed. We run 24/7 and have multiple worlds, including survival, factions and creative! So whatever style of play you prefer, we will be sure to accomadate it!

Plugins – Anti-share, border guard, chest shop, essentials, factions, group manager, mob arena, multiverse, portals, nocheat, npc village creator, noweather, playerheads, worldedit, world guard, zavauto messenger, iconomy, mcmmo, coloured signs.

There are numerous towns on the server, including the main city ‘Kimmiewood’, which can accomadate you with your very own plot where you can build whatever you like on there! We have a shop which supplies almost every item in the game, where you can sell and buy. We also provide a factions world, for the users who love a bit of a challenge. You can create bases here with friends, prepare for battle and become victorious and powerful if you play well.

We host a variety of events on the server, including giveaways, building competitions, trivias and much more!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!