Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the realm of Thanatos Impulse meets Traum – Life and Death of an Illusion! Join us for some epic pre-release campaigns that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself.

Summon the legendary Traum Pre-Release Kōnstantînos XI and witness their power in action as you battle your way through insane challenges and quests.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the wacky world of Learning with Manga! FGO x Fate/Grand Order Collab Event “Serial Mythological Theater, Mississippi Mythicizers” where you’ll encounter bizarre characters and hilarious scenarios that will leave you in stitches.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft server around, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 1
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 16

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Matzah and Creeper Craft

    Matzah and Creeper Craft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Snorlax? Well, look no further because our server is here to make mudshits seethe with envy! How do we do it, you ask? By offering the most epic and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped Ender Dragon. But beware, because the dragon’s fiery breath smells like burnt bacon and will leave you craving breakfast for days.

    Not convinced yet? How about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who throw the wildest potato parties this side of the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of spud enthusiasts.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your mudshits seething) like never before!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Zombie Dances: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Towns Built: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!

    Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the darkness of other Minecraft servers? Do you long for a place where you truly belong? Well, look no further than our server, where the shadows dance around you and the laughter echoes in the canyons!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being lost in a canyon, disoriented and confused. Feel the warmth of the dim light licking against your skin, as you search for that elusive joy just beyond the trees. But beware, for the shadows may play tricks on your mind and distort your perceptions!

    As you sink to the ground, head in hands, resign yourself to the darkness and let it take you. But wait, a glimmer of hope shines through the darkness. You realize that you don’t belong in this place of shadows and echoes. You are meant for your own light, your own warmth.

    So come join us on our server, where you can finally find your place in the Minecraft world. Leave behind the darkness and embrace the light that is truly meant for you. We promise, you’ll never feel as warm and happy as you do on our server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 3326
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • DerpyCraft: Where Non-Professional Voice Actors Attempt to Play Minecraft

    DerpyCraft: Where Non-Professional Voice Actors Attempt to Play Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring, professional voice actors ruining your immersion in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a non-professional voice actor playing the main role! Get ready for some hilariously bad accents and over-the-top dramatic readings that will have you laughing until you cry.

    But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players and mobs that end in the most ridiculous ways possible. Picture this: a group of players taking on a horde of zombies, only to be saved by a pack of wild chickens armed with tiny swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

    And if you’re looking for a truly unique experience, look no further than our server’s legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that the rarest loot in all of Minecraft is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most daring players. Will you be the one to uncover the secret and claim your prize?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and adventure like you’ve never experienced before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re going to need it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5688 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch

    LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch
    Are you tired of dealing with a fiery Latina girlfriend who goes from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave all that unnecessary stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow gamers.

    On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by building a virtual world where everything goes your way. No more walking on eggshells or dealing with irrational outbursts – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and craft your way to inner peace?

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama llama that is your Latina girlfriend. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 711054 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • FinlandCraft meets MongoliaCraft: The Epic Brotherhood Server

    FinlandCraft meets MongoliaCraft: The Epic Brotherhood Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where Finland and Mongolia come together in a hilarious brotherhood? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic battles between Finnish reindeer riders and Mongolian horse archers. Join us for a wild ride as we build pixelated yurts and sauna houses, all while listening to traditional throat singing and Finnish metal music. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky alliance – join our server now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Glorious Feasts Held: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Snoys’ Peak Minecraft Madness

    Snoys’ Peak Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because this server is certified peak gameplay according to Snoys! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Yes, you heard that right. These mythical creatures roam freely in our world, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

    2. Want to test your survival skills? Our server has a special challenge where you have to fend off an army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s clucking madness, but oh so fun!

    3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Disco Mushroom biome. Get your groove on with the funky fungi and boogie down with the blocky beats.

    4. Feeling lucky? Take a trip to the Nether Casino and try your luck at the slots. Win big and you might just walk away with a stack of enchanted golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Snoys approved!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Villages Defended: 20
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • DesertCraft: Where Even Arabs Can’t Resist the Blocks

    DesertCraft: Where Even Arabs Can’t Resist the Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of camels start chasing you through the desert! Or how about the time when a genie appeared and granted you three wishes, but only if you could defeat the Ender Dragon with a magic carpet?

    Join our server and you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next. From riding flying carpets to battling evil genies, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now and see why arabs are like this on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Enchantments Applied: 243
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2064 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 28

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Blocky Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be treating like objects are the blocks you mine! We don’t see creepers as enemies, we see them as potential friends who just need a little TNT hug.

    Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or just a giant statue of your favorite mob (we won’t judge).

    And don’t worry about running into any pesky mobs, because our admin team has tamed them all and turned them into adorable pets. That’s right, you can ride a zombie pigman into battle or have a creeper as your trusty sidekick.

    So come on down to our server and leave your worries at the door. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can find? And remember, on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond – valuable and sparkly.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 287 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Rumor Has It: Heart Gear Chapter 47 – The LOLzy Minecraft Server

    Rumor Has It: Heart Gear Chapter 47 – The LOLzy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with Endermen!

    But that’s not all – we have a special quest where you have to tame a llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server! And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like a giant zombie chicken boss who can breakdance and summon lightning strikes! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Runes Activated: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Crafty Cheater’s Paradise: Where Blocks and Betrayal Collide

    Crafty Cheater’s Paradise: Where Blocks and Betrayal Collide
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as big as your ego? Look no further than our server, where size really does matter! Join us and prove to everyone that you’re the biggest player around.

    Our server is so big, it can make even the smallest players feel inadequate. But don’t worry, we accept players of all sizes and shapes. Whether you’re a giant or a tiny pixel, you’ll fit right in.

    And if you’re looking for a girlfriend who appreciates your size, look no further. Our players are known for their love of big builds and even bigger personalities. Who knows, you might just find the one who thinks you’re the biggest player of them all.

    So come join us on our server, where size matters and everyone is welcome. Just make sure to bring your biggest block-building skills and your even bigger sense of humor. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Nina’s Blocky Adventures – Saotome’s Minecraft Madness

    Nina’s Blocky Adventures – Saotome’s Minecraft Madness
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Nina’s trip to Japan? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Nina Saotome herself!

    Join us for some retro gaming, kusoge adventures, and RPG madness, all while listening to Nina’s powerful and sultry singing voice. She may even serenade you with her sisterly personality and hard work ethic.

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive R18 content on Twitter that will make your jaw drop! And if you miss any of the action, don’t worry, we have unofficial VOD archives that you can binge-watch for hours on end.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness that is Nina and her world of gaming, singing, and zatsudan. Who knows, you might even become a part of her next epic adventure!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Crops Grown: 5449
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • 18 Inches of Impaler: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /v/ Gamers!

    18 Inches of Impaler: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /v/ Gamers!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to see if you can handle 18 inches of the impaler! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – we’re talking about the legendary sword in our game that will strike fear into your enemies (and maybe make them question their life choices).

    Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the impaler – and trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Let’s show /v/ what we’re made of!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3412 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Farms Harvested: 273 Chimeras Created: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where even the mobs have dating preferences!

    Crafty Creepers: Where even the mobs have dating preferences!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a whole village of sexy villagers just waiting for you to…um…interact with them. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you have a preference for one villager over the others. Just make sure to bring your pickaxe and your…uh…charm? Yeah, let’s go with charm. So come join us for a wild time filled with questionable decisions and unforgettable memories. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Emeralds Found: 568 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CraftyChanCup – Gomen Edition – Memes & Mayhem Await! Join Now!

    CraftyChanCup – Gomen Edition – Memes & Mayhem Await! Join Now!
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where boards of the 4chan imageboard come to life and compete in a simulation of Pro Evolution Soccer. Each team embodies the unique culture of their board, with players representing different facets of their online community. And get this – all the matches are AI versus AI, but YOU get to manage the teams and make tactical decisions during games. It’s like being the coach of the weirdest soccer team ever!

    Join us for the most intense and hilarious matches you’ll ever witness. Watch as teams die, some survive, and an average of 6.92 goals are scored in each game. It’s a wild ride of shitposting, memes, and pure chaos. So come on, jump into this wacky world and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for virtual soccer and internet culture. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 87 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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