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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 3206 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4896 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
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