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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 9711 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Well, let me tell you about this server that’s so secret, we don’t even talk about it in our own families!
Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of chickens wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, that’s right, the chickens are the rulers of this server and they demand tribute in the form of golden carrots. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where all the creepers go to bust a move? Yeah, it’s lit AF down there. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a diva.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s weirder than your Uncle Bob’s collection of garden gnomes, then come join us! Just remember, what happens on this server, stays on this server. And we don’t talk about it at family dinners.
