Are you tired of being overshadowed by your perfect golden child sibling on every special occasion? Do you want to escape the clutches of a family that only cares about one person? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and create a world where you are the star of the show, where every achievement is celebrated and every gift is just for you. No more living in the shadow of your sibling, no more feeling like you don’t matter. On our server, YOU are the main character!

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the drama and toxicity of family life. Build your own happy place, away from the constant comparisons and favoritism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family among your fellow players who understand what you’ve been through.

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server today. It’s time to take control of your own story and create the life you deserve. See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1213
Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Battle Standards Raised: 13
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Towns Built: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8187 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2116 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 158
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 30 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 179 Animals Bred: 55
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Potions Brewed: 46 Treasure Maps Found: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Ores Mined: 1191 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

    WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

    MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists
    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

    And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 48901 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6959 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

    Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

    also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 350
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Crops Grown: 7482
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

    Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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