| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 481 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 8521 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 1 |
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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5048 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 |
WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY SCIENTIFIC STUFF GOING ON HERE. APPARENTLY, IF U THINK UR PARTNER IS GONNA HANG OUT WITH OTHER DUDES, UR SPERM GETS ALL PUMPED UP AND READY TO FIGHT.
SO, IF U WANNA HAVE THE MOST BADASS SPERM IN ALL OF MINECRAFT, JOIN US. U’LL BE SWIMMING IN A SEA OF SUPER SPERM, READY TO TAKE ON ANY CHALLENGE.
COME ON, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY BABIES TOGETHER.
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 367 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 31 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
WiryCraft.aternos.me
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 3755 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 232 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. You’ll be swimming in bling, I tell ya!
And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like a cross between a zombie and a disco ball. You’ll be dancing your way through hordes of sparkly undead creatures.
Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.
So what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated butt over here and join the fun! Just don’t blame me if you never want to leave.
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 8110 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 | Potions Brewed: | 167 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Join us and experience the excitement of balancing on a bench with no back support, all while feeling self-conscious in your tight skinny jeans. Who needs a supportive cushion when you have the thrill of constantly balancing to avoid falling?
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the ultimate showdown with your friends as they call you dramatic and shitty for leaving over a seat. Will you be the asshole in this intense game of friendship drama? Join our server now to find out!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 1640 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7713 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 5861 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 538066 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5008 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 859 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9679 |
we have diamond rain on jupiter, creeper-infested moons, and even a secret portal to the land of unicorns. our community is so friendly, you’ll think you’re chatting with aliens from a far-off galaxy.
so grab your pickaxe, hop on a rocket ship, and join us for the most out-of-this-world minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. just remember, in space, no one can hear you scream…unless you’re on our discord channel. then everyone can hear you scream.
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 6467 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7328 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
And get this, fam – we got a pet zombie named Zombo who be protectin’ our base from creepers and skeletons. He even knows how to do the floss dance, it’s lit! Plus, we got a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but way more dangerous!
Oh, and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We got players dukin’ it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, it’s a bloodbath out there! But hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server – no mercy, no prisoners!
So come join us on dis insane Minecraft server, where the food waste is low but the fun is off the charts! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 5884 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who like to live life on the edge.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor to take your creations to the next level.
And don’t even get me started on our FAQ section – we’ve got tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. Plus, our link hub will blow your mind!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5552 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 100 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 6042 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.
And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 7586 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).
Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 9030 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.
Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.
Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 5393 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.
Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 9175 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Magic Items Found: | 5220 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
