come join our minecraft server where we have CHINA TRAINING THOUSANDS OF LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS FROM OVERSEAS TO CREATE A MORE FAIR WORLD ORDER HAHAHAHAHA.

imagine being arrested by a chinese cop in minecraft, that’s some next level roleplay right there.

we have epic battles between different countries’ police forces, who will come out on top? only one way to find out, JOIN US NOW.

plus, you never know when Xi Jinping himself might log on and join the fun. maybe he’ll even give you a tour of his secret underground base where he keeps all the world leaders he’s captured.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where chinese law enforcement reigns supreme.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Void Armor Forged: 15
Zombie Dances: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Animals Bred: 33 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Divine Spears Created: 29 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

    RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders
    Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

    CraftyPixel Minecraft Server
    so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Zombie Dances: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

    Crafty Insomniac’s Realm
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

    Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

    So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • PlayHostServers

    PlayHostServers

    Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

    Number of players: 30+

    Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

    Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

    Language: English

    Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

    “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️
    ABOUT US
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
    MODS & TWEAKS
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
    APPLICATION
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

    FAQ Questions & Answers

    Question Answer
    What is the age requirement to join the server? Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
    Can I use mods on the server? Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
    How can I apply to join the server? Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Towns Built: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 22
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

    Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

    D I M E S   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

    Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

    CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

    We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

    Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1768 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

    HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

    Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

    And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Chimeras Created: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

    PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

    Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

    So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Falling into the Void: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9217

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BlockyWorldChanger

    BlockyWorldChanger
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

    Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 422
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 46 Enchantments Applied: 185
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

    ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO
    come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Villages Defended: 11
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Farms Harvested: 756
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Bodily Mysteries Server

    Bodily Mysteries Server
    join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

    we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

    who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Dimension Hops: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6235 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

    ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

    And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

    So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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