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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 709 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 69 |
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal who wants to join our SMP. And don’t even get us started on the time a creeper tried to audition for our talent show (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, make new friends, and maybe even accidentally blow up your own house, then come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, no matter how many times you lose, as long as you’re having fun, you’re always a winner in our book.