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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5810 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5967 |
Void Gems Collected: | 31 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal who wants to join our SMP. And don’t even get us started on the time a creeper tried to audition for our talent show (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, make new friends, and maybe even accidentally blow up your own house, then come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, no matter how many times you lose, as long as you’re having fun, you’re always a winner in our book.