Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the most unexpected lessons from failure and setbacks! Our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness, where every wrong turn leads to a hilarious mishap.

Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds, only to have it collapse and bury them alive. But hey, they learned the valuable lesson of humility!

Another time, a group of players tried to start a peaceful village, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of angry zombies instead. Whoops! Lesson learned: always double-check your summoning rituals.

So if you’re looking for a server that will teach you valuable life lessons in the most ridiculous ways possible, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, failure is just another opportunity for a good laugh.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 59
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 17
Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Alien Panic Attack Server

    Alien Panic Attack Server
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

    so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Farms Harvested: 684
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sync SMP

    Sync SMP

    Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.

    Key Features:

    – PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players

    Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 204
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

    Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan
    Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/charing-cross-edition-unboxing/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Server Details:

    Version
    Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)
    Discord Join our Discord server
    Discord Username Duvahl
    Tiktok Follow us on Tiktok

    What Sets Us Apart?

    • Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
    • Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
    • Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
    • No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
    • Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    • Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
    • Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
    • Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
    • Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
    • Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
    • Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
    • Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

    Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

    But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

    Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General

    Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General
    Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Villages Defended: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DoubleDineDrama

    DoubleDineDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

    Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

    But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Dragon Scales Harvested: 149
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QuoteCraft SMP

    QuoteCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyRegretz

    CraftyRegretz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

    So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 211 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GroundZero

    GroundZero

    About GroundZero Survive the Horde – Step into an intense modded Minecraft Zombie Apocalypse where every night becomes more dangerous. Fight hordes of unique zombies and discover hidden loot rooms full of rare items. Explore abandoned cities and find secret traders offering exclusive weapons and equipment. Airdrops appear regularly with valuable loot, but beware: others are also preying on them. Build your base, gather resources and work together to survive. Are you ready to brave the endless night and unravel the secrets of this devastated world?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Empires MC

    Empires MC

    Join Empires MC, the ultimate Towny server! Experience epic piñata parties, build empires, and enjoy endless fun with friends. Adventure, community events, and much more await you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Crops Grown: 5923

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

    Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays
    IP Address play.broomstix.net
    Default Ports N/A
    Discord Server https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
    Online In-game Map https://map.broomstix.net/

    Features:

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

    Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

    Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

    Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

    Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

    Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 109 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Villages Defended: 18
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 361

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Evil Villain Minecraft Server

    Evil Villain Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 181 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

    ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

    DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

    Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

    Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

    Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Dimension Hops: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BabyBumpBucks

    BabyBumpBucks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

    Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Crops Grown: 5714

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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