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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 118 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 464 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)