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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 8902 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Enchantments Applied: | 103 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3125 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)