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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 4945 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 123 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)