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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 7816 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)