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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6217 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Villages Defended: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5464 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 118 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)