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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7560 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Votes: | 8591 |
Potions Brewed: | 116 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)