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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 9192 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)