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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7327 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)