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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6106 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Votes: | 8263 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 4879 | Potions Brewed: | 59 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)