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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 1273 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 857805 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)