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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 5132 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | New Chunks Explored: | 770809 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 5692 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 554 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)