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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 1921 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 185 | Crops Grown: | 6988 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)