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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 632 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 5550 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)