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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 608 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Votes: | 6151 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)