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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 8159 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)