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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9812 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)