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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7762 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)