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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 7593 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 176 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)