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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 2681 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 2387 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)