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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2383 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Votes: | 1856 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)