FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	247	Void Gems Collected:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ores Mined:	2956

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Star Shards Collected:	261	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Astral Projections Made:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8217
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!