FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	New Chunks Explored:	496389
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5666	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Emeralds Found:	9065	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Emeralds Found:	8563
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ores Mined:	9225
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Farms Harvested:	382
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mines Excavated:	2268	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!