FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	7027	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	39
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	172	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Towns Built:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1568
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	Potions Brewed:	90
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Void Gems Collected:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2899	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	170635	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!