FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	316	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Animals Bred:	160
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	7116	Villages Defended:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Farms Harvested:	225	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Dragon Eggs Found:	7897	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Potions Brewed:	99	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	3846
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.