FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Astral Projections Made:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Zombie Dances:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ores Mined:	3265	Magic Items Found:	5346
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Zombie Dances:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Items Found:	5501	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Zombie Dances:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.