FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
New Chunks Explored:	997260	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5231	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchantments Applied:	188
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Void Gems Collected:	32	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Towns Built:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Animals Bred:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	725	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	622114	Endless Night Skies:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8730
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.