FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Zombie Dances:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5366
Crops Grown:	8809	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	262	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Emeralds Found:	5138

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Runes Activated:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Void Gems Collected:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1602	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Dimension Hops:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Emeralds Found:	9935
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6377
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!