FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	852
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Potions Brewed:	129
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Players Killed by Monsters:	7116	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	177	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!