FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crops Grown:	8921	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Alien Abductions:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6970
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magic Items Found:	8446	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Animals Bred:	27
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	166060
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6212
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Love Letters Sent:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	403411	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mines Excavated:	3825

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”