FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Void Armor Forged:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Void Armor Forged:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	216	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3765	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	294
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Mines Excavated:	3667
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Love Letters Sent:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!