FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1792
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Farms Harvested:	989	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Potions Brewed:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5767	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimension Hops:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Void Armor Forged:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Farms Harvested:	205
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	5283	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.